My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...