Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...