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1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...