Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...