Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...