Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...