I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...