Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
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I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
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Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Top ten least popular self help books
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What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
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Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.