Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...