How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...