What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
He had his own frog horn!
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...