How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...