How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...