Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...