Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...