Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...