What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!