Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...