The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.