Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...