Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...