A play on Computer Lingo.
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Trouble sleeping
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Meet Bubba’s Family!
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
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Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
I deserve to be married
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Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...