Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...