What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Undocumented Windows Errors
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Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
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College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...