Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.