Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...