What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...