Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...