Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...