Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....