The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...