I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...