Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...