A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...