Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...