Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...