Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...