Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...