Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...