Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...