When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...