Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...