Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?