cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...