Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...