Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...