Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...