Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...