Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...