Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!