Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...