Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...